{"id":1186,"date":"2016-05-08T08:48:44","date_gmt":"2016-05-08T08:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/?p=1186"},"modified":"2016-05-08T14:08:55","modified_gmt":"2016-05-08T14:08:55","slug":"catastrophic-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/?p=1186","title":{"rendered":"Catastrophic failure&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>up on the guttering, as I ram the broomstick into the downpipe, trying to free the pine needle gloop. The junction springs loose and I have to fashion a hook from some door trim and lean out further, while the storm builds its charges. At the first dazzling strike I note my metal pole, a lunatic on the roof with his beckoning rod and each flash a crack in the sky. It can go too far, this caretaking lark. I pause and take stock, retreat for a mug of Monsooned Malabar.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/gut.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1191 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/gut.jpg\" alt=\"gut\" width=\"640\" height=\"478\" srcset=\"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/gut.jpg 640w, https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/gut-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>up on the guttering, as I ram the broomstick into the downpipe, trying to free the pine needle gloop. The junction springs loose and I have to fashion a hook from some door trim and lean out further, while the storm builds its charges. At the first dazzling strike I note my metal pole, a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-henry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1186"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1192,"href":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186\/revisions\/1192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrybrook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}